Good Morning, Friends

Life is wonderful at the minute. I’ve started a new job which I’m really enjoying, I’m in a good routine and I feel really positive about the next 12 months. Shocking, isn’t it?

This morning, I thought I’d celebrate this positivity by sending a nice wake up message to my friends. Some of them returned the positivity, some of them did not, and some of them assumed I was preparing to off myself. Not exactly a glowing review of either my friendships or my mental state, is it?

I shall start with the ones that were actually quite nice;

A bit of an underwhelming response, but at least they appreciated the message.. I think?
Spreading the love!
It’s nice to be asked – I am on top of the world thank you!
This one made me smile – I’m glad I could help!
I love this positivity! Although please don’t ask why they call me Dad..
I have absolutely no idea what any of this means, but it sounds fabulous!

Now, let us move on to the ones that were a bit worried about me, but expressed it kindly..

Positive but concerned – I can work with that.
Again, concerned but very positive – this is fine!
I feel like there’s a tad of sarcasm in this one?

Now, we move to the ones who were less polite about their concern..

Ok, bit rude?
Nothing! How bloody cheeky.
On the wobble? I’m very mentally stable I’ll have you know.

Finally, the ones that reveal perhaps the true feelings of my friends.. (I’ll give you two guesses who the last response was from)

Clearly written by ChatGPT – the lack of effort is actually quite offensive.
I was being nice!
Can you imagine if I was on the wobble? Awful friendship.
I have no comment on this one.

In short, I love my friends and I love my life.

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